Wednesday 27 November 2019

Into The Wild

Hello from a wet and wild Cleveland Ohio. I am up bright and early today thanks to the council who have decided that 7AM is the best time to collect all the leaves from the sidewalks using some heavy and extremely noisy machinery! Anyway, being up so early is a good thing as I have had a exciting job development to tell you about ! I have left retail behind and I am embarking on a new career in the same hotel as a bellman ! After doing the same job for 5 years a change was due so I jumped at the opportunity as a Bell-person is without doubt the best job in the hotel. In the past I have spent many days casting jealous glances towards them thinking... 'if only'. Well 'if only' is now here and I couldn't be happier! You may be asking yourself what is a Bell-Person and why is it so great? In a nutshell we make sure the guest gets what they want... whatever they want (or let them down gently)... Whether that be getting luggage up to the room, delicately transporting the cake topper or refusing to accomodate a guests request regarding where they may find a lady (You are correct Uncle David!). As my coworker put it you can't realy do any wrong as a bellperson  uou just fix the issue or pass them onto to someone to say no! The shifts are much nicer than before so I get to spend more time with my dearly beloved (and writing my blog also), and after adding up my sack of tips at the end of the week it is working out as a profitable endeavour as well!

I have of course made some classic Bell-person mistakes and here are some lessons in what nor to do!

Lesson #1 - While loading luggage it is of vital importance that you prop the cart against something, you can imagine my surprise after depositing all of a guests belongings on to my luggage cart it was gone! I had turned around for a second to grab his coat and to my horror when I spun back around the cart, along with all his boxes of paperwork was racing down the pavement towards the street! All of his fine suits I had hung from the top were acting like sails in the wind causing it to really fly away and it took all of my cunning to make it seem like this was of course intentional and anyway I am sure his clothes could have done with the blow dry!

Lesson #2 - Another little lesson in the bell arts is that it is extremely important not to keep your tips where you keep your keys. Imagine my horror when after escorting a distinguished guest to his room I went to pull my keys out of my pocket only for a whole bunch of notes to come out with them which duly separated and started slowly floating back towards the ground with me chasing after them all around the corridor mumbling lots of 'sorry, sorry sorry's' to myself and the guest! Trying to catch a falling dollar bill is like trying to catch a leaf - much harder than it looks, I think I must have looked and sounded a lot like Mr. Bean! Luckily for me my rather pathetic display had the guest in stitches, maybe inspiring him to reach deeper into his pocket than he would otherwise have done so all is well that ends well!

Anyway this blog is not supposed to be about me perfecting the fine arts of the bellman. This blog is supposed to be about Alaska! As it is quite long already and I do have some errands to run I'll publish this as it is and add some pictures of Alaska as a teaser of what is to come when I have a little more time, I may even throw in another Bell-person lesson as well!

On our way to Alaska we spent some time in Portland, Oregon. A fun city which is home to this guy - Diego Valeri of the Portland Timbers FC.

Portland is also home to a lot of Chimney Swift Enthusiasts!


Alaska is home to lots of wildlife like this Moose (whom we shall meet again in the next blog!

It is also home to this Abandoned Gold Mine
As well as being home to this rather beautiful pool
                                   
Alaska is also home to Matthew, Kelly and my beautiful niece Emersyn!
                                   
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving!




Friday 23 August 2019

Groundhog Vs Computer

Who wins a race between a Groundhog and a Computer? I am sure this is a question you have been asking yourself for many years and I am delighted to finally be able to put you out of your misery.....

I have literally seen a Sloth move faster than this!
Look Under The Car!

The Groundhog wins! Hands Down! In the time it took the computer to install the days 'essential updates' this morning I am quite sure the Groundhog managed to wolf it's way through 17 hamburgers, 8 Tikka Massala's and a piece of birthday cake for pudding! In fact in the time since this picture was taken yesterday (I am sure you all spotted him and managed to identify him creeping out from under the car in the picture above!) the Groundhog has swelled to the size and shape of a beachball with 4 little legs protruding out the bottom, he is getting ready for his hibernation you see! He is also a creature with a incredible turn of pace, once he noticed me noticing him, he shot out from under our car and performed a quite spectacular disappearing act with such speed that by the time I had hit the shoot button on the camera for a second time he had completely gone! Harry Houdini would have been most proud of him! If only our computer would possess such speed, this blog would be finished by now!
A Birthday Cream Tea! Thank you for all my birthday cards and messages!

A birthday ride through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park! Even I can move faster than our computer!

Christmas Dinner arrived early this year!


But The Groundhog leads very nicely into the wild theme of this blog. One think I really love about being in Ohio is the incredible biodiversity of wildlife that can be found here. In your garden at any given time you may find raccoons, A TURKEY, Chipmunks, Skunks, Cats, Monarch Butterflies, Groundhogs, Coyotes, Deer, Cardinal's, Blue Jay's and Woodpeckers just to name a few! What has inspired this blog is a trip Amanda and I took yesterday to the Rocky River Reservation on the West Side of Town, nestled in a valley right below the airport that forms a part of the Emerald Neckace. The Emerald Necklace was Frederick Olmstead's (of Central Park Fame) creation and is a Green Corridoor that runs for about 70 miles and forms a ring of much needed 'green' space around the city.
A Duck and his Froggy friends at the Rocky River Reservation
After arriving at Rocky River we selected to walk the 'bunny trail' a simple 1.5 mile loop through some open meadow and woodland which would hopefully make for ample bunny sightings! We took the binoculars with us as well although we didn't expect to need to use them! Well what a 1.5 miles it turned out to be! Within 5 minutes of our arrival we spotted a Belted Kingfisher in a pond and things just got better from there, even with my eyesight we managed spot his mate around the corner and followed that up by spotting about 10 Red Throated Hummingbirds!!! They were everywhere, like flies buzzing around a rotten apple, One of them even hung around long enough for me to take a picture!

Can You Spot the Hummingbird?
How about now!
While we were still busy admiring the humminbirds we heard this tap tap tapping coming from behind us and Amanda spun around to notice a Downy Woodpecker pecking away at her tree no more than half a meter away from us! We know she was a she because she did not have any red on her neck!

Woody Pecking Away

not the Stag we spotted in Rocky River but here is Luna posing with her Deer friend
A common sight anywahere, the squirrel on the bird feeder!

We also spotted a stag peeking at us through the undergrowth and the rarest of sights - a chipmunk sitting still long enough to have his picture taken, normally they are gone in a flash! Another creature that can move faster than my computer! Despite seeing so much in such a short time we were both a little disappointed we didn't spot a bunny so I have included one here from a previous adventure!

Bunny as Promised!
We spotted a much larger bird leaving the Rocky River Reservation








Tuesday 2 July 2019

Conclusive Proof of the Paranormal!


   

The Mansfield Reformatory has sent shivers down the spines of Ohio's most infamous criminals for over a hundred years thanks to it's reputation for being one of the roughest and toughest prisons in the States, nobody was ever excited to visit. Fast forward to 2019 and a little flutter of excitement gushes through my veins as Amanda and I first glimpse the Ohio State Reformatory through the Pine trees that surround it's grounds. Since it's closure in 1990 The prison has thrown open it's doors to tourists, film crews and ghost hunters, helping it to forge a new reputation as one of the most haunted places in America!



'Old Sparky' Electric Chair

A lot of you may recognize the facade of the prison as Shawshank prison from Shawshank Redemption. The movie was filmed here in 1993 just after the prison closed and left a lot of the props behind. While walking through the prison you can sit down in the actual room parole board room where Red finally gained his freedom after his umpteenth time trying. You can peer through the props used to portray the tunnel that Andy escaped through and you can even enter the halfway house where Brooks breathed his last breath and see the original 'Brooks Was Here' and 'so was Red' carved on the ceiling beams. It is hard to believe that the Shawshank Redemption is celebrating it's 25th anniversary this year! 

The Parole Board Room

The Halfway House



You'll also spot a lot of Russian signs and a great big portrait of Stalin and Lenin above the mess hall from Mansfield Reformatory's brief stint as a Russian Prisoner of war camp during the filming of Air Force One. You may even see a very splendid golden cell block used in a Lil' Wayne music video!

Lil' Wayne's golden cell!


Stalin in a Russian Prisoner of War Prison Camp!
     

There is nothing that Americans (and the odd Brit) like more than a good old fashioned ghost hunt. With the holy grail of any ghost hunt being able to spot and maybe even capture on camera a Full Body Apparition! Well I think you will all have to agree from the shots at the end of blog that Amanda and I have captured conclusive proof of the paranormal! Unfortunately we left our EVP recorders (A device that can play back a spirits voice to you, enabling you to have a conversation with a ghost!) in the car but I am convinced we would have recorded a whole host of EVP's if given the chance as well! 

On the Inside

The tallest free standing cell block in the world!

It was really high up which is not good for poor Amanda, who doesn't like heights!

The old chapel

in the old administrative quarter, it certainly is creepy with all the peeling paint!
The Macys catalogue in the library can still be viewed! What do you think about the snazzy workout costumes?!

One of the most common apparitions seen in the prison is the former wardens wife Helen Glattke. The warden and his family used to live at the prison (poor family) and one day while getting ready Helen was moving a loaded pistol in a closet so she could reach her make up box when she accidentally dropped it, causing the gun to discharge and hit her resulting in her death a couple of hours later in hospital. The warden himself did not last long after this, succumbing to a heart attack a month later. Often visitors smell Mr Glattke's tobacco and Mrs Glattke's rose perfume while walking through their old accomodations. It is entirely possible that one of the closets I photographed below could have been the very closet where the tragedy took place, are those orbs I can see?!? Could it be the spirit of Mrs Glattke trying to show herself and communicate with the outside world through me and my camera!?

The Tragic Closet.

Or is this the tragic closet?


There are enough tales of horror and heartbreak around this prison to keep me writing for days. On February the 6th 1960 up on the fourth floor of the Eastern Cell Block a man named James Lockhart serving 15 years for assault with intent to kill couldn't take it anymore and committed suicide using lighter fluid and a match. This is the very cell in which the tragedy occurred. If you look closely into the shadows it looks like two burning red eyes are visible above the hole where the toilet used to be!


Can you spot the two burning red eyes?


Now we come to the promised CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF THE PARANORMAL! While walking on the lower levels of eastern cell block, happily snapping away with my camera I was absolutely stunned to capture the following images! You can clearly see a full body apparition wearing Nikey and Adidas trainers walking back and forth in front of the camera! who is this spirit? what are they trying to communicate?! 

Conclusive proof of the paranormal.

Ghosts like Nike trainers!



Having regained my compusure and while reviewing my evidence later at home, I was even more staggered to come across the following image, it seems to be yet another full bodied apparition! This time the ghost is sitting on the toilet inside the cell block itself! if only I had had my EVP recorder to record what the ghost was trying to tell us!

A Full Body Apparition in a flower shirt on the toilet!

Tuesday 26 February 2019

Trekking in search of the Resplendent Quetzal!

After a few days of delighting in the cats, coffee and colonial treasures of Panama City it was time for us to head North to begin our hunt for the Resplendent Quetzal. Not hunting in the traditional sense of course as the only shooting we planned on doing is with a camera, but hunting for it none the less! To find him we had to head deep into the misty, mysterious cloud forests around Boquete, Panama and getting there was not easy! We had naively planned this trip based on my incorrect assumption that Panama was small. It isn't. The journey into the forests was extremely long and uncomfortable and took us 10 hours! We had to travel by coach from Panama City to David where we changed and got the chicken bus (more on that later) onto Boquete. During the journey the sun was beating down on us through the bus window excasperated by the fact there was only one tiny tiny curtain window to provide relief (this made us very hot and cranky!), Amanda spent most of the journey in a tug of war with the people in front for the curtain and the shade it provided. A battle Amanda won by tying the curtain to the window pane with a hairband (I love Amanda so much!!!! :D). Unfortunately our relief was short lived as the people in front retaliated by slamming there seats back as far as they could so they were basically sleeping in our laps, making us even more uncomfortable and cranky... we should have just let them have the curtain.

even this old picnic bench I broke was more comfortable than the bus!


Boquete is located next to the Volcan Baru, Panamas only volcano and highest peak. The Volcan Baru National Park surrounds the town and is the reason why we were there as it offers fabulous hiking as well as incredible bio diversity and the chance to maybe spot the resplendent quetzal.. The Resplendant Quetzal (god of the air) is Central Americas most beautiful and iconic bird, it is the national bird of Guatemala although due to habitat loss it is now easier to spot it in Panama and Costa Rica than Guatemala. It should be really easy to spot anywhere due to its bright green colour but within the shadows of the cloud forests can be almost impossible to see. Even in captivity the Resplendant Quetzal is hard to find as it cannot be found in zoos as when the Quetzal's are put in cages they kill themselves. So certainly it is not an easy bird to see anywhere. The question is did we manage to find one?




The first trail we hiked was the Senderos Los Quetzales. It ran for about 13km from Cerra Punta to Boquete through the Volcan Baru national park and the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. It was also our best opportunity of spotting the Quetzal. We hired a local guide for this hike, his name was Gabriel and he is a descendant of the local Ngome tribe so he knew the forest really well which certainly increased our chances of spotting some wildlife while decreasing our chances of getting lost while we were at it. The hike began with a steep climb up into the cloud forest where the path started to narrow and the jungle started to close in. It was a really spooky feeling walking in the clouds, it is so damp there is moss covering everything and the mist is so thick it is almost like a thick fog. It is almost impossible to see any wildlife because of the thick mist but the noise from the jungle is incredible, you can hear all manner of birds and frogs and monkeys and god knows what else, it is almost as loud as Lunas Castle! Luckily we had our guide who had X Ray vision to pick out the birds, if it wasn't for Gabriel I think the cow at the beginning of the hike would have been it for wildlife.

A Volcanic hummingbird

A Cow! We managed to spot this guy without gabriel's help!
Do you like my new beard!


I found it thrilling searching for the birds in the jungle, with Gabriel by our side we saw so much! At the beginning of the hike when Amanda and I had finished posing with the cow Gabriel pointed to the post next to it where a beautiful little volcanic hummingbird was perched, Amanda and I were completely oblivious to it! When we reached the cloud forest the first bird we encountered a lot more birds like the Red Trogan and the Orange Bellied Trogan who are both in the same family as the Quetzal and almost as pretty as him except that they lack his long tail feathers. We were then introduced to the Black Faced Soitaire and his somewhat controversial call. Amanda thought it was a lovely tune like someone blowing really slowly down a pipe whereas I thought it sounded like that cringeworthy noise of someone scratching their nails down a blackboard! Ugh! We headed on deeper into the jungle and heard a kind of deep gurgling noise which caused Gabriel to stop in his tracks and had Amanda and I to worry at what was round the corner... was it a mountain lion? Bigfoot perhaps? After standing dead still for twenty seconds Gabriel suddenly went darting off into the undergrowth and reappeared a couple of seconds later holding this tiny little lizard. He proceeded to show us its glands where the noise was coming from (as you'll see in the picture, the lizard loved this.... hehe) before releasing it and sending it zipping off back into the undergrowth to sing some more. How he caught something so small and so fast Ill never know!



A lizard having fun


Gabriel having fun!


By now we had started descending out of the cloud forest and the foliage had started thinning out yet there was still no quetzal. Although this was a disappointment we couldn't be upset as we had still had an incredible day and Gabriel had excelled himself, he had caught a snake for us and we spotted numerous more bird species including some toucanets, hummingbirds and a Bell Bird that looks a lot like Davey Jones form Pirated of the Carribean. We also stumbled across a dead porcupine on the trail with its spines strewn all over the place which Gabriel said had been attacked by a mountain lion! He then proceeded to prove it by showing us the lions tracks leading back into the jungle and some of his poop, apparently the Mountain Lions like to use the trail to traverse the jungle as it is easier than trekking through the undergrowth... I am pleased that Gabriel did not manage to catch a mountain lion for us as well!






With just a kilometer to go there was still no Quetzal. Gabriel had been making bird calls in the hopes of coaxing one out throughout the trail but he had given up on it by this point and it seemed like our luck was out. We were starting to recount on all the things we had seen heard on this incredible day in the jungle when all of a sudden Gabriel whispers Quetzal! Quetzal! Quetzal! Over there! After a lot of squinting and pointing sure enough there she was! Sh was about  20 meters away and looked even more resplendent than her name would suggest. We were chuffed but had barely a moment to take her in before Gabriel was beckoning to us to follow him and we went shooting off into the undergrowth in search of the male. After tripping and entangling ourselves in the endless vines finally there he was! Merely a stones throw away. He looked magnificent, a beautiful turquoise colour with a striking red belly and some rather fetching tail feathers. We must have stood there watching him for about half an hour, he was flitting about in the top of the canopy to show us his long tail feathers and posing on the branches, clearly showing off for his admirers down below! I don't consider myself a twitcher but this was a moment I will never forget. I found it exhilarating trekking through the forest keeping a beedy eye open for new species and seeing the Quetzal was the icing on the cake. We had a such a marvelous and memorable day!!!!!

A Resplendent Quetzal!!

Isn't he handsome!

The end of a incredible day.
Our holiday in Panama was planned around Amandas 'golden (31 on the 31st) birthday, we were supposed to climb the Volcan Baru and be at the summit on the morning of the 31st to watch the sunrise as it is one of the only places you can see both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans at the same time. It would have involved hiking up the Volcano (8 miles and many thousands of feet of climbing) to get there and then hiking back down the same way. We were both a little apprehensive about taking on such a challenge and so it was a bit of a relief to both of us when my knee popped a couple of weeks before we were due to leave, giving us the excuse we needed to change our plans! Instead on Amandas birthday we hiked the three waterfalls trail, it was supposed to be a easy hike taking in 3 beautiful waterfalls along the way and although the waterfalls were indeed magnificent the hike was up and down all the way and we spent more time sliding around on our  backsides than we did on our feet, certainly not easy! The whole hike was completed to the tune of the howler monkeys howling overhead which was also pretty cool! Once we were done Amanda enjoyed spending the rest of her birthday losing to me at Carcassonne, some things never change!

Birthday Breakfast




A 'easy' hike



On our last day in Boquete we hiked the pipeline trail, this was a wonderful hike (really it was a stroll) following a rusty old pipe for a few miles before you reach a magnificent cascading waterfall. We didn't take a guide on this hike so unfortunately our wildlife encounters were limited to a chicken and a dog at the entrance so we clearly have a long we to go before we can consider ourselves fully fledged twitchers! At least we did not get lost, it turns out even I can manage to follow a pipe!


1000 year old tree




Praying the taxi will come to get us........

I got a bit excitable on our way back to Panama City. We had to board the chicken bus which turned out to be a old American school bus! I thought it was really cool and as I had never been on one before so I started taking a million pictures of it while Amanda pretended not to know me.




Interestingly they use old yellow school buses a lot in Central America. In parts of Guatemala City where the literacy rate is quite low they paint them all sorts of bright colours (different colours for different routes) so the locals can tell where the bus is going without having to have the ability to read the destination on the front! Unfortunately my enthusiasm for the buses started to wane as we got closer to Panama City and it's infamous traffic and our bus became ensnared in a 100 kilometer traffic jam! Surely a record! It took hours for us to get back and finally we arrived at our new, quiet hotel (not Lunas and not a hostel!) at 11pm at night. The journey overall was about 200 miles, the distance from London to Leeds but it took us 14 hours. Luckily there was a wonderful craft brewery at the end of the street where we got to eat for the first time in 15 hours, drink some tasty brews and catch the end of the superbowl (lucky us!).

The jungle certainly has a spooky quality to it, not a place I would like to get lost!

An interesting little tid bit to finish on. In 2014 two Dutch girls went out hiking in Boquete on the Pianista trail (a there and back trail) up to the continental divide and they never came back. The alarm was raised when the dog they went hiking with returned to their host family alone, a massive manhunt ensued but no trace of the girls was found. A couple of years later their backpack showed up miles off the trail in a largely uninhabited region only used by the local Ngome tribe, they have footpaths criss crossing throughout the jungle that are really easy to get lost on, even the guides won't go walking there alone. When they found the backpack it still had in it 80 dollars, their phones and a camera. The camera had a whole load of pictures of them looking happy on the trail (just like me and Amanda) followed by some pictures later that day of them looking not so happy and then no pictures for 10 days when the camera took 80 indecipherable pictures in a just couple of hours. The girls had tried to use the phones to call emergency services but to no avail as there was no signal in the jungle. Since then they have found some bone fragments belonging to the girls and a boot with a foot still in it (yuck). Having walked the trails I can see how easy it would be to become very lost and very disorientated out there in the jungle  Yet Conspiracy theorists seem sure that something sinister happened to them, why would they have left the trail? Why did the camera take all the pictures 10 days later etc etc? There is a great article about it here .....


 ....... I am convinced they just got hopelessly lost in the jungle. What do you think?